so today the boyfriend and i celebrated the opening weekend of the dunstan school buffet with a hearty breakfast of nachos and home made donuts (and a promise to our intestines never to do it again). i brought my sunday paper along to pass the time in between plates, and came across something quite curious midway through my CVS flier- a product so ludicrous, i was stopped in my tracks.
with the catchy tag line: “no more bending to clean your feet!”, easy feet easily qualifies as the laziest product that i have ever seen.
every year, americans invent more and more useless contraptions that allow us to do less and less. at first it seemed harmless. so what if we wanted to “set it and forget it” every now and again… it was cool. at least we were still bending down to clean our own feet. right?
are we really so fat/lazy/immobile that we can’t even bend at the waist anymore?
it reminds me all too much of the chair/toilet/feeding stations from the idiocracy world (which is a MUST SEE if you haven’t seen it). and i worry that instead of retraining ourselves to exercise and eat normal sized portions (we weren’t always one of the fattest nations in the world), we’re just going to keep inventing devices that make it possible for us to stay obese.
i don’t know. i’m speechless. am i overreacting? is easy feet a clever invention or the eventual downfall of our civilization?
well, if easy feet isn’t our downfall, celine dion might be.
this looks totally unappetizing, yet i still really want to eat it.
the most shocking news story to hit this state in years: SOMETIMES PEOPLE LIE ON THE INTERNET.
i signed up for this IMMEDIATELY after reading this article.
if you didn’t realize that my burlesque name (candy sprinkles) was an homage to this chick, you’ve been missing out.
local girl elisa doucette gets takes down the candie’s foundation. (oh, and if you were following her on twitter– you could have seen the resulting verbal boxing match where she took down bristol palin).
dust off your paypal account…WARY MEYERS HAS THERE OWN SHOP!