i spy: it’s a trap!

6 03 2011

i saw something kind of funny today on congress street that i’d never seen before. a hilariously handwritten sign (with the word “guaranteed” papered over no fewer than 3 times due to misspelling) in the window of paul’s food center (OF COURSE) advertised that their in-store ATM would occasionally dispense $50 bills instead of $20s for certain “lucky” patrons. like a slot machine!

my initial reaction was “dude, i need some $20s RIGHT NOW”. even though i needed nothing of the sort… but the more i started to think about it the more i realized what a seductive but terrible idea it was.

at least in atlantic city, you get cheap drinks and all you can eat buffets. to me, it’s the experience that warrants the careless throwing of money into outer space.

my bank charges me $2+ every time i use an out of network ATM (which with my tiny local credit union is pretty much all of them). even in atlantic city, i have a panic attack every time i get anywhere near the $1 slots- and those have a much larger potential payoff! why on earth would i go out of my way to pay $2+ to the paul’s food center ATM, when i’m probably never gonna get that whopping $50 jackpot?

that’s how they get you!

i have to admit, it’s a pretty brilliant plan to get people to use your ATM…and i’m pretty embarrassed that i almost fell for it. if i’m ever in the area and need cash, and i’m gonna have to pay a fee no matter where i go… i’ll probably stop in at paul’s. it may not be the big cha-ching, but an extra $30 is never a bad thing.

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6 responses

7 03 2011
forefrontfash

every time i walk by i am tempted to use that atm. they’re good.

7 03 2011
bessmarvin

seriously. who would have thought that anyone employed at paul’s food center would be so cunning?

7 03 2011
michelle

Is this legal? Doesn’t the government have to monitor games of chance that use phrases like “guaranteed” and “jackpot”?!? This is even fishier than Paul’s Food (C)enter’s frozen meat section.

7 03 2011
Calvin Gilbert

Is this why Paul’s gets robbed all the time?

2 05 2011
kate

Get an account at Bangor Savings. They refund all ATM fees!!!

14 05 2011
bessmarvin

i should have! i have my mortgage through bangor savings, and they’re the balls.

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