cvs wants me to be fat, at least this week. everyone knows that halloween candy purchased anytime sooner than 24 hours before halloween will be consumed in a very non-trick-or-treaty fashion (namely, slowly stuffing down fun size snickers after snickers deluding yourself that the candy bowl still looks just as full). anyway, i A) usually go out on halloween, B) live in a condo that doesn’t get many trick-or-treaters, and C) have gained 30 lbs this year (gory details here), and candy isn’t helping me get back into my skinny jeans. I DON’T NEED CANDY.
cvs is woefully unaware of this (or at least doesn’t read my blog), and everything worth buying this week at cvs is full of g-d calories and delicious nougat. who needs a half pound peanut butter cup? who gets so many trick-or-treaters that they need to buy $20 worth of candy?! no wonder americans are so f-ing fat. cvs, you may have sent me a coveted $4/$20 coupon this week, but i’m going to have to let it languish.
* revlon bogo might be worth bo-going if maine ever got revlon coupons- but for some reason, WE NEVER DO! i’m outraged.
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